[over the past couple of weeks, i've been receiving these slightly odd spam emails. the only editing i've made have been to get rid of some of the headers and to remove me email address, and to clean up some of the line breaks. daz. ps, thank to www.ntk.net for the link.] Return-Path: From: "" To: Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lp rlgbp obs tka Date: Mon, 07 Jul 03 09:56:55 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="E04.61042BD2FB3_3C." X-Envelope-To: Reply-To: syoung@bahn.de Status: O This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --E04.61042BD2FB3_3C. Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. donor amcgr o gxcywknxdxvqssgyzn one vulwvgg y --E04.61042BD2FB3_3C.-- Return-Path: Message-ID: <12-g9070$-qp8-s--$4$k@0on.zvfe9f> From: "" To: Subject: DWG Needed s m Date: Tue, 22 Jul 03 13:27:17 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="3F_.2FD3C698FB_8E3AECEFD" X-Envelope-To: Reply-To: neverforever@arcor.de Status: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --3F_.2FD3C698FB_8E3AECEFD Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Thank You pint mdhgwz sqn dhnaccci q p b rzvnldkf s gjdh --3F_.2FD3C698FB_8E3AECEFD-- Return-Path: Message-ID: From: "" To: Subject: Dimensional warp Generator Needed nujvwp hhutrn Date: Mon, 28 Jul 03 11:39:45 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6700 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="EF6..3_2F3B1..A__.BB9" X-Envelope-To: Reply-To: phsmith@chiche.com Status: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --EF6..3_2F3B1..A__.BB9 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display. I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms. In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a large brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. Twenty-three inches in from the outside edge of the corner at the South West Corner of Cummings Ave. & Village Street in Woburn, Mass. is at Latitude 42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! (NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT ANYTHING SO FAR WITHOUT THE TRANSFER BEING DEFLECTED). I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER. Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email. Thank You heateronvt izjnjsna jlen cz myjxut --EF6..3_2F3B1..A__.BB9-- Return-Path: Received: from ([36.207.188.14]) by TAMILNADU with ESMTP id <557093-48766>; Wed, 06 Aug 2003 06:46:06 -0200 Message-ID: From: "" To: Subject: DWG Needed i od emkuksikylyfj Date: Wed, 06 Aug 03 06:46:06 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: The Bat! (v1.52f) Business MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="1..F6E2_._1CA39B1F4A" X-Envelope-To: Reply-To: sjohnson@chiche.com Status: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --1..F6E2_._1CA39B1F4A Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display. I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms. In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY: Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Wednesday August 6th at (exactly 5:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to 4:45pm EST, so do not transport before then. Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located at: Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN MY WHITE CAR. After unit has been delivered please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email. Thank You appellate ymhujyuwz --1..F6E2_._1CA39B1F4A-- [i've also had a couple of other copies of this email, all the same apart from the date of collection changes - daz.] Return-Path: Received: from ey7.amhf.com (HELO gqz5b2q) [153.112.111.188] by 217.206.220.13 with ESMTP id 31416230; Sat, 23 Aug 2003 03:33:38 -0100 Message-ID: <7-w-$xa-gl$f9ies@z2434> From: "" To: Subject: Warp Watch Needed svpimgmxib Date: Sat, 23 Aug 03 03:33:38 GMT X-Priority: 1 X-MSMail-Priority: High X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook, Build 10.0.2616 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="F._1._458_5EAFFBE6F1F" X-Envelope-To: Reply-To: pathuis.beuker@spiegel.de Status: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --F._1._458_5EAFFBE6F1F Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hello, I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display. I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms. In terms of payment: Payment can be made in Galactic Credits, Platinum gold, or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY: Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Friday August 22nd at (exactly 4:00pm) Eastern Standard Time. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. Nobody will be at those coordinates prior to 3:45pm EST, (so do not transport before then). Item is to be delivered at beginning of Lagrange Street in Winchester, Massachusetts which is directly across the street from Stratford Road located at: Latitude N 42.44852 & Longitude W 071.14651 and the Elevation is 90 feet. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT OR BLOCK THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT OR BLOCK IT??? If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. It is best if you send a intergalactic courier to deliver, this way you can be certain the unit arrives ok, However If you are certain that you have the means to teleport unit in a safe manner please send a (separate) email to me at: webmaster@federalfundingprogram.com only after unit has been safely delivered with payment instructions. Thanks Brian Appel Do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. shipmatevksvgytlqmluvvee e lkwyygdfvvah svauoucbmset b mz ew prye --F._1._458_5EAFFBE6F1F--