If your viewing this site using Microsoft Internet Explorer, you'll probably notice that the page updates and the animations are as slow as a glacier moving through glue. This isn't my fault. Nor is it our fault. It could be your fault, but probably isn't. You can lay the blame squarely at the feet of the 'programmers' that Microsoft employs to write Internet Explorer. It seems their graphic routines and style sheet handling isn't a patch on Mozilla's. This site's been testing in Internet Explorer and Mozilla 1.1, and it runs perfectly on Mozilla, but not in Internet Explorer. We'd recommend that you take a visit to Mozilla site and get yourself a copy of Mozilla (or Firefox as it's now called). Then you'll find that your browsering of the interweb is a lot easier and faster. Except on those shitty online banking sites that'll only run in Internet Explorer, but fuck them, their programmers are as bad as the Microsoft ones. Sorry if you're stuck using 'it' at work or net cafe or library or wherever, but go home, get Mozilla and view it proper like. We've also checked this site on Safari on the Mac and it seems to run fine on that, so you Mac users can try it using that. rant over.

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